I CANT BREATHE
This whole movie was one giant pun
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
Okay there’s a lot of muggleborn headcanons out there but what about squib headcanons?
Squibs who discover latent magic ability and use their limited powers to become famous muggle magicians.
Squibs who make up for their lack of magic by studying theoretical magics like divination and ending up as renowned soothsayers.
Squibs who use their knowledge of the the magical world to write a wildly successful book series based on the magic school they always wanted to go to.
Squibs who have to go through other means of education when they’re not accepted to their areas school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Squibs that get homeschooled by a collection of family members.
Squibs that get ridiculed by their family and friends.
Squibs that have to suffer through the muggle school system because their family works too much to educate them fully.
Squibs becoming fascinated by science and apply chemistry and physics to alchemy to make successful potions and materials or magical objects.
Squibs using their magical knowledge of the metaphysical and potions to aid medicine.
A squib journalist using a quick quotes quill to write articles son celebrities.
A squib struggling through the kwik spells course and earning a place at the ministry of magic or their dream magical world career through hard work and determination.
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
After designers refused to dress her for the Oscars, Melissa McCarthy launched her own clothing company
"When I go shopping, most of the time I’m disappointed," McCarthy said in the July issue of the magazine. "Two Oscars ago, I couldn’t find anybody to do a dress for me. I asked five or six designers — very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people — and they all said no."
Instead, McCarthy walked the 2012 red carpet in a dress by Marina Rinaldi, a designer available at high-end deparment stores. While she looked great in the frock, the fact that designeers were unwilling or (even more implausable) unable to design a dress for the A-list star says a lot about the stigma still attached to plus-sized fashion.
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
The weirdest thing is that people talk about “coming out” as if it’s this big momentous thing that only happens once while in actual fact it’s something that you do almost every single day every time you talk to a new person every time you’re in a new situation you’re constantly weighing your options, the ability to be your true self vs the advantages of being a false self and honestly it’s so fucking exhausting
lesbian love xx
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.Awwwww :3
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
pan with a plan
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